Poster for "I'm Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire"; playing on the 11th, 12th, and 13th of February in Utrecht & the 20th of February in Amsterdam

I’m Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire

By Samantha Hurley

“Oh baby baby, the reason I breath is you” - Britney Spears

A dark comedy on the dangers of para-social relationships. Not content with merely running his fan club, 14-year-old Shelby Hinkley kidnaps 2004’s hottest celebrity: Tobey Maguire. Now that she has married the man of her dreams, she need to deal with the man behind all the Cosmo articles.

Written for everyone who made out with a poster of Zac Efron, and for Zac Efron who no doubt had plenty of people tell him they used to make out with posters of him.

ETU is thrilled to announce its new Y2K farce production

“I’m Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire” 

“No matter what I do for the rest of my life, the first line of my obituary is always gonna be “Tobey Maguire, Spiderman””

Some fans collect posters,

Some collect autographs,

Some take it too far.

Samantha Hurley’s laugh-out-loud dark comedy, steeped in Y2K nostalgia, is a full-throttle explosion of our para-social relationships and the obsessions that detonate them. Since 2023 Tobey Maguire has become a cult hit playing Off-Broadway and Off-Westend; with reviews praising Author Samantha Hurley’s ability to write raucous amounts of humour while still providing an honest look at obsession and the people behind celebrity culture, and also to actor Tessa Albertson’s ability to melt into the role of a 14 year old.

English Theatre Utrecht is about offering people a chance to connect by doing something fun, and that is what this play is: Fun. Since the day I (the Director) got shown a clip of this bizarre show, I knew it represented what I (and no doubt countless others) think about when we keep coming back to the theatre to perform or watch. The refusal to not take itself too seriously telling a comedic story while not being afraid to take a moment and deconstruct the sort of people that would make such a farce possible, all while sprinkling in a love letter to early 2000s culture and the people who kept it alive. We hope to leave audiences and cast with something that sticks with them. The author put it best when she said:

“If Shakespeare or Arthur Miller read this play, their brains would probably ooze out of their ears and honestly, I love that for me, for us…”

Listen to Shelby’s playlist here and get inspired 𑣲⋆

“I’m Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire” has a content warning for:
Physical & verbal abuse, domestic violence, drug abuse, suicide, death, and contains strong language

“Where have you been? I’ve been screaming your name!” “Shut up, screaming for me? According to Cosmo, I should be screaming your name”

The Tobey Maguire Fan club

  • Astrid Muijderman Shelby Hinkley Headshot

    Astrid Muijderman

    Shelby Hinkley

    As a young girl Astrid alway hated wearing dresses. So the day she gladly walked to school in a wedding dress to play princess Maxima in the school version of the 2002 Dutch Royal Wedding, her mum knew she belonged in the theatre.

    Astrid joined the ETU community in late 2025 as the producer and later assistent director for 'Hedda Gabler'. Her biggest passion project is her Comedy Collective Pivot where she is part of the musical improv group 'Mediocre Joy', the D&D inspired improv show 'Side Quest' and many more shows.

    The thing that drew Astrid to this production was the insane funny script and the opportunity to truly perform who she really in her core is. A 14 year old girly that knows she's ✨special✨

  • Desmond Francis Tobey Maguire Headshot

    Desmond Francis

    Tobey Maguire

    Howdy, I'm Desmond Francis™! But people just call me Francis. I like it.

    My background is in theater, film, voice acting, and improvisation. My stage credits include Guards! Guards!, CrOak!, and Off Grid with English Theatre Utrecht, alongside storytelling performances across the Netherlands, collaborating with musicians and dance companies as part of larger theatrical productions. My voice acting work spans similar projects, podcasts, and video games. I've also appeared in various independent films and short films, with several larger projects currently in the works.

    I love the absurd, surrealism, horror, and the incredibly uncanny. But I'm equally drawn to authenticity, deep dives into character, and challenging roles that demand difficult emotions and complicated journeys.

    After reading just a single paragraph about IGMYTM, I knew I HAD to be part of it. Naturally, this meant signing up with absolutely no idea what I was getting myself into. But something immediately clicked. I felt like I understood the assignment. Or, at the very least, I knew it was something I wanted to be part of.

  • Miriam Saridi Actor 3 headshot

    Miriam Saridi

    Actor 3

    Miriam’s first involvement with ETU started when she joined the Improv Group in 2022. There she found a wonderful community that inspired her to pick up acting again. She was in two ensemble plays and switched to producing when she rediscovered her love for bossing people around.

    Miriam has produced three plays for ETU. While she can be a drill sergeant on show days, she loves connecting with the hardworking and talented crew that ETU brings together.

    As a brand-new member of the Tobey Maguire Fan Club, Miriam is excited to get back to acting and be a menace to the production teambring all the different characters to life.

    In her non-theatre life, Miriam juggles her job for the Euthanasia Review Committee with her side hustle as a Theme Park Consultant. None of this is a joke.

  • Ramona Harrison director portrait

    Ramona Harrison

    Director

    In Primary school her theatre teacher called her a “serial improviser” she took this backhanded compliment and turned it into a career in improv.

    You may have seen her onstage in “Heathers” or “Spring Awakening” but she decided to turn her attention to directing for the first time when a clip of Tobey Maguire popped up on her FYP and she knew that she had to bring this gem to The Netherlands.

    Ramona has been involved in ETU since 2023 as an actor as well as a marketeer and videographer: She is excited to continue the streak of amazing plays that ETU produces.

  • Al Leuca Producer portrait

    Al Leuca

    Producer

    Al has had a passion for theater since she was a kid, although always as an observer. Their interest finally materialized into something real when she discovered the Improv scene in Amsterdam and fell in love with the people just as much as the theater.

    After spending 10 years working in corporate she has decided to move on and spend more time in the community. Combining a passion for theater, logistics, and coordination these days Al is dedicating her time to production.

    She couldn’t resist getting involved in Tobey Maguire, because with great production comes great responsibility.

  • Selina Hetem Stage Manager headshot missing

    Selina Hetem

    Stage Manager

    Dependable, responsible, highly remarkable.

    Ever since volunteering for her first show, Guards! Guards!, she’s been hooked on life behind the scenes. She has since honed her stage management skills on productions of Cyrano de Bergerac and Hedda Gabler, joined the board of English Theatre Utrecht, and is now diving back into the new production I'm Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire.

    Armed with a passion for community building and a talent for filling in whatever gaps pop up, she’s more than ready for the next opening night.

  • Maria van Doorn Set designer headshot

    Maria van Doorn

    Set Designer

    Maria accidentally stumbled into theatre after being invited by some actor friends. Now, just two years later she has been responsible for sets and the occasional prop of three different shows.

    Over the years Maria has acquired many creative skills, and theatre allows her to put them all together to create a whole new world. She is very excited to fully jump into the nostalgia and bring to life the room she would have dreamed of in 2004.

  • Artem Yemelianov Social Media headshot

    Artem Yemelianov

    Social Media

    I’m Artem, and I’m part of ETU’s social media team, working alongside the marketing genius that is Ramona.

    I’ve also been lucky enough to deepen my love for acting by being cast in a couple of previous ETU shows, experiences I’m incredibly proud of and grateful for.

    I enjoy bringing fresh ideas, creating cool and pretty visuals, and helping ETU’s presence online feel as alive as the community itself. Most importantly, I love having fun with the people around me while constantly learning, experimenting, and perfecting the craft.

    Don't be mean to me, or Imma call you names on our IG account!

  • Jasper Landman Lighting Headshot

    Jasper Landman

    Lighting Designer

    Fresh out of directing Hedda Gabler for English Theatre Utrecht, Jasper is a self-confessed science and theatre nerd. Jasper will be designing the lighting for I'm Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire. The entire play takes place in a dank cellar / teenage girl's bedroom, and it's screaming for interesting, dramatic light.

  • Question mark

    You?

    Want to join us? We have a number of positions available, email info@englishtheatreutrecht.com and make sure you mention the production you want to join and what you can help with, we’ll get back to you as soon as possible!

Astrid Muijderman Shelby Hinkley

Desmond Francis Tobey Maguire | Shelby’s Dad

Miriam Saridi Actor 3

Sound Designer Dylan Tall Chief

Set Design Maria van Doorn

Socials Artem Yemelianov

Lead Costume Cecilia Berghall

Intimacy Director Shiro Mungai

Lighting Designer Jasper Landman

Creatives & Crew

Starring

English Theatre Utrecht presents
English Theatre Utrecht presents
"I'm Gonna Marry You Tobey Maguire" logo

Creatives & Crew

Director Ramona Harrison
Producer Al Leuca
Stage Manager Selina Hetem
Poster Designer Max Philippi
Costumes Cecilia Berghall
Lighting Designer Jasper Landman
Sound Designer Dylan Tall Chief
Intimacy Director Shiro Mungai
Set Design Maria van Doorn
Socials Artem Yemelianov

Starring

Astrid Muijderman Shelby Hinkley
Desmond Francis Tobey Maguire | Shelby’s Dad
Miriam Saridi Actor 3

Director Ramona Harrison | Producer Al Leuca | Stage Manager Selina Hetem | Poster Designer Max Philippi